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Well, he had it coming.
To the sadness of no one, Petyr Baelish, Master of Mustache Twirling for House Stark, is finally six feet under. Long may he rot.
You probably joined us in lifting your wine glasses and crying out "THE QUEENS IN THE NORTH" during the season finale's double (triple?) crossing scene. Finally, we not only saw the Starks truly reunited again, but also the raw power of sisterhood after a man tries to undermine it.
Spoiler alert: it ends with his blood congealing on the cold, hard floor beneath their feet.
SEE ALSO: All the times Littlefinger betrayed people on 'Game of Thrones' because he sucksWe've been warning Littlefinger since episode 2 that he'd get what was coming to him. If you ask us, his grave was dug the minute he decided to treat not one but twoStark ladies like they were sweet, summer children instead of winter-hardened badasses.
Like, have you even metthe noblewomen of the north, Lord Baelish? Well let us introduce your corpse to Lyanna Goddamn Mormont, Arya Friggin Stark, and Sassafras Sansa Stark.
With seemingly minimal help from their all-powerful, omniscent Three-Eyed Raven brother, the Stark ladies taught Baelish his final lesson. Like so many other men learned throughout the seasons, underestimating women is a bad idea in Game of Thrones. And failing to take the Starks at their word is an even worse idea.
The North remembers. And Sansa didn't ever forget the lessons you taught her, Lord Baelish.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable "That's what you do," she tells a cornered Littlefinger in front of all the Northern lords and Knights of the Vale. "You turn family against family. Sister against sister. That's what you did to my mother and my Aunt Lysa. And that's what you tried to do to us."
Baaaad decision, Baelish.
Over the course of Season 7, viewers watched an interesting (if awkward) shift in the power dynamic between Baelish and Sansa. Once the supposed "master" of lies and deception, Littlefinger's student did much more than just surpass him. She played chess, while she let her master think she just wanted to play dress up.
But as she revealed in the finale, Sansa's not in this Lady of Winterfell business for the nice things and pretty dresses.
Meanwhile, Littlefinger's been whispering vague yet dire warnings into Sansa's ear for some time, as he also failed to take his own advice. He never expected her to heed his lessons better than he even could.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable In the end, Sansa imagined every possibility, she expected the worst, and she didn't underestimate her opponent. But Littlefinger made every one of those mistakes.
It comes down to the fact that Baelish failed to adapt his old game to the new game he found himself in at Winterfell. He believed the Starks were as power hungry and devoid of human decency as he -- and his friends in King's Landing -- were. It was a miscalculation that cost him his life.
Because you might be able to bring a chaos ladder to a Lannister fight. But you can't bring it to a direwolf den. In a game ruled by northern values rather than southern ones, you need to fundamentally understand who people are, and how their better halves work.
SEE ALSO: 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 finale gave us everything we've been waiting for - didn't it?And the concept couldn't be more foreign to a man like Littlefinger.
But Sansa understands people perhaps better than any other player in the Game of Thrones. And much like Catelyn, her shrewd yet loyal attitude toward them just might make her one of the best assets to House Stark going forward.
Interestingly, Littlefinger's death scene mimicked his betrayal of Ned Stark in the Throne Room at the end of Season 1. Except, unlike the fight that led to Ned's eventual death, no one stood up to defend Baelish.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable He was alone. No one shed blood to try and save him. The Great Hall of Winterfell was silent as a crypt. And it was more than just satisfying. It seemed to signal a shift in the moral axis of the Game of Thronesworld as a whole.
For the first time in a very long time, the honorable thing was the right thing to do. We've grown accustomed to a Westeros ruled by the cutthroat "win or you die" backstabbing of the royal court. But now, goodness and loyalty -- rather than serving as the fatal character flaw in Robb, Ned, and even Jon -- once again have a place in politics.
SEE ALSO: What Jaime's big moment with Cersei means for 'Game of Thrones' Season 8So excuse us if we don't buy your pitiable pleas, Baelish. You can catch the ladies of Winterfell drinking up your male tears while they continue to save the North and honor their father.
Because the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.
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